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American man sent to his wife sex-life spreadsheet

By Tajuddin
In Uncategorized
Jul 26th, 2014


Washington (DIPLOMAT)- A disgruntled husband allegedly sent his wife a spreadsheet detailing all the times she denied him sex over the last month and a half.

“I’m too drunk and I ate too much,” “I’m too tired” and “I might be getting sick” are just some of the excuses he listed. So, what did she do? She posted the spreadsheet to /r/Relationships, a subreddit on Reddit.com for individuals asking specific questions about any aspect of relationships.

She wrote: “Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.”

The post quickly gained the attention of the masses, and reactions were mixed. One commenter supported the husband, writing, “The spreadsheet was probably born out of the frustration of her not listening.”

Another supported the wife, stating, “There are so many ways this could have been communicated better, but instead he came up with some bizarre hit and run with a spreadsheet method.”

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